How many Princeton grads does it take to assemble a baby gate?
How many Princetonians does it take to put a baby gate together?
The answer is none. It takes the spouse of a Princetonian.
The befuddled Princetonians are Bob (I'm an Attorney) Wright and Doug (I'm not that kind of an engineer) Harrison. After a couple of futile hours they called spouse Joan who told them how to do it. ___________________________________________________________________________